Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Stop Traffic Beauty from China's Yunnan Province!
My eyeballs came across this delicate stunt queen over a week ago at Crunk + Disorderly, and made a mental note on a stickie in my brain to pay tribute to her the next day. As what happens to most stickies in my brain, it was partially eaten up by weed smoke and then completely knocked into the trash can when I rocked back and forth while crying at the bottom of a cold shower (aka my nightly ritual). I totally forgot about her.
But she came back to me like a Lohan in the night when I got up to piss at 4 this morning. As the piss trickled all over the seat (FYI: I am not going to lift up the seat at 4 in the fucking morning. File your complaint with the Mothers For Toilet Seat Lifting if you need to.), the images of a Chinese flower dramatically draping herself over an Audi in the middle of the street trickled back into my brain. I'll never forget her again (cut to me in 5 minutes saying "who?")!!!!
C+D dripped out all the details of this performance art ballet sponsored by Paz de la Huerta's school of graceful foolery:
A woman caused chaos when she ran out into traffic in Kunming, capital of southwest China?s Yunnan Province. After traffic came to a standstill when the
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Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/hot-slut-of-the-day-170/
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